Here at Quext, we believe very much that software can do anything. Quite literally, anything. So this week, we’ve written an application in Visual Basic that will predict the weekend football results. And it’s good. Or, at least we think it is. We won’t be releasing the algorithm because of course that sensitive and secret information, but we will give you the results that the system has churned out for this week. And of course, we’ll be up against our arch-enemy, Lawro. Some of the results are a little bonkers (it seems a little goal happy), but we’ve faith in this little thing.

Birmingham 3 – 0 Aston Villa (Lawro: 1-1)
Chelsea 3 – 1 Blackburn (Lawro: 2-0)
Liverpool 0 – 2 Everton (Lawro: 1-1)
Man City 3 – 0 Wolves (Lawro: 2-0)
Stoke 1 – 2 Bolton (Lawro: 2-1)
Sunderland 3 – 1 Newcastle (Lawro: 2-0)
Spurs 2 – 3 Man Utd (Lawro: 2-1)
West Brom 3 – 3 Blackpool (Lawro: 2-1)
West Ham 0 – 3 Arsenal (Lawro: 0-2)
Wigan 0 – 0 Fulham (Lawro: 1-1)